It’s always amusing to
hear the tales of trips my friends made with their families when they were
younger. Each family has such a
different way of doing things.
Every time Daniel, one
of our friends, starts a story about a family vacation he took, we cringe. His parents were never very good at planning
things in advance, which seems odd since they are a family of six. One trip to Stanley began around six in the
morning. They loaded up the top of their
Subaru, tied the luggage down and set off.
By seven in the morning, they realized that one of the suitcases they
thought they had tied down was no longer with them. They zipped back towards Boise and found that
the suitcase was sitting on the side of the freeway. Someone had paused in their morning commute,
gathered up the entire contents of the suitcase, and placed it all in a neat
pile on the side of the freeway. The
only thing missing was a toothbrush.
The stories my husband,
Brian, tells of the vacations his family of five took usually either involve
his older sisters picking on him or his middle sister throwing up. My stories,
about our family of four, generally don’t contain suitcases flying off the top
of cars, throwing up or fighting. My brother,
Taylor, and I have always gotten along pretty well, for the most part. It was never any real hardship to share the
back seat of our white1984 Honda Accord.
I can still picture
myself sitting in that car with the happy blue upholstery, the smell of
sunscreen and the taste of Squeezits. It
was 1994, I was eight and Taylor was five and we were headed to
Yellowstone.
As any parent will tell
you, it’s nice to have something to entertain the kids when embarking on a road
trip of any great duration. Since the
drive from Boise to Yellowstone was about 6-7 hours, Mom and Dad needed
something. My mom, who has always been
great at making things, sewed us these awesome pouches that slung over the back
of the front seats and hung down in front of the two of us. She decorated the edges with squiggly ric
rack and there were several pockets for us to store our crayons, coloring
books, travel games and snacks. For a
kid like me who liked not only to have things organized, but also to have lots
to do, this was the perfect solution.
No one remembers
exactly how it started. But many of the
best things in life spring from spontaneity.
I’m willing to bet it began because I was talking too much and perhaps,
with all of my eight years of wisdom, telling Dad how to drive.
“Do you have a license
for that?” Mom asked.
My brother and I looked
at each other in confusion.
“No,” I said.
“Well, if you’re going
to be a back seat driver, you have to have a license.”
“How do I get a
license?”
“I’ll make you one.”
Mom took a small piece
of paper and turned it into the thing that would keep us occupied for the next
few years on car trips.
In the upper left hand
corner she drew a picture of me. She then put my birthday and a few other
random facts. Then she drew a cool
symbol and wrote after it “backseat driver’s license.” Taylor wanted one
too. So she made him one.
Then, since we had been
given permission, we started to call out many and confused directions.
“Slow down!”
“Go faster!”
“Take a left!”
“No. A right!”
At some point this
faded into giggles and we, like all little kids, lost interest. I poked Taylor.
“Do you have a license
for that?” Mom asked.
By now, I had this
figured out.
“Nope. Can I get one?”
“You have to apply for
one through the licensing committee,” Mom said.
“Which is me.”
“Ok licensing
committee, can I have a license to poke Taylor?”
“Let me see your
previous license.”
I handed my license up
to her. “Hmmm. We can give you a license
to poke your brother one time,” she said as she started drawing.
“I want one to poke
Jana!” Taylor said.
“You must wait in
line,” said Mom, the licensing committee.
Soon we had licenses
for looking out the window, sitting cross legged, eating a snack, drinking a
Squeezit and looking at each other funny.
We outgrew the front and back of the little pieces of paper and so Mom,
who is always prepared for every eventuality, taped more paper to our original
licenses so that we could continue applying for more.
When we got to
Yellowstone, we had to put the licenses on hold so that we could enjoy
nature. We ohhed and ahhed over
geysers, stared at fountain paint pots and tried to see all the colors featured
in the steaming hot pools. Taylor’s two favorite things were the gurgling mud
and the bison. I liked Morning Glory
Pool and the geysers.
Prior to our arrival,
we had heard a tale about a bison that fell asleep on the doorstep of a
cabin. The residents had to climb out
the window so that they could venture out to do their sightseeing. Since we stayed in a similar kind of cabin,
Taylor’s greatest hope was that a bison would plop himself into front of our
front door so that we would be forced to crawl out the window. Unfortunately,
or fortunately, we never experienced this first hand. If only the bison had thought to apply for a
license, then anything would have been possible.
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